Lucky News

Akira: Morning, Luckies!

Akira: I'm Akira Kogami!

Akira: This is the second news report of Lucky News!

Akira: And next to me is my assistant, Minoru Shirashi

Minoru: Oh, I am Minoru Shirashi, and I'm Akira-sama assistant

Minoru: And this time, I am not late to miss everything about the news of the upcoming Lucky Star Fighting game.

Akira: Clap, Clap, Clap,

Akira: Okay!

Akira: Now, let's start talking about the latest news about the Lucky Star Fighting game

Akira: The first thing we will start talking about is the new title for the game

Akira: Minoru-san and I definitely did not argue about whether the game title should be... RIGHT!

Minoru: Oh, Y-yeah! right, we did argue about the title of the Lucky Star Fighting game

Akira: ...

Minoru: Uh? Why are you looking at me like that?

Akira: sigh

Akira: Because you shouldn't tell everyone about that we were arguing about the title on the news report

Minoru: I'm sorry, ok, I didn't know that we shouldn't tell everyone, ok!

Akira: UGH! Jesue, let's just get back to what we're talking about

Minoru: Oh yeah, right

Minoru: Here is the new logo and menu for the game:

Minoru: Yes, this game will be called Lucky Fighter EX plus Ika from now on, and this menu takes inspiration from Lucky Fighter X Ika Musume 3X 

Akira: Minoru and I had different ideas for the title and logo for the game, but we don't feel like talking about it

Minoru: Next up is the stages

Akira: The stages we will show are the returning stages

Minoru: Because we don't want to spoil all the stages in the game for everyone, and we want everyone to see the stages when the game comes out

Akira: Actually, about the game coming out, we want to release it when the game is finished

Minoru: We may want to release it somewhere in late April or early May of this year, because it is pretty close to being finished

Minoru: Alright, all of the Lucky Fighter X Lucky Musume 3X stages are returning to this game, but we have only 5 screenshots of the stages from the game:

Akira: Uh? Minoru

Minoru: Yes, Akira-sama?

Akira: Why the hell are you a real-life person in these screenshots?!

Minoru: U-UH?! 

Minoru: Well, because my character is based on a real-life guy with the same name, and my real-life version of myself deserves to be in the roster of the game

Akira: sigh

Akira: Do you have to break the fourth wall to explain about one guy in the character roster?

Minoru: Well, yes, because you don't understand why my real-life self is in this roster, because they want to add a secret character to the roster of the game, where I'm my Anime self

Akira: Jesue, do we have to hear you yapping about yourself being in the games roster, and can we just talk more about the game?

Akira: You just spoiled one of the characters in the game! 

Minoru: Oh, yeah, right

Minoru: Let's just get back to talking about the game

Minoru: So, next is about the stages that are returning for Lucky Fighter II

Minoru: Here are all the Lucky Fighter II stages screenshots:

Minoru: You can see that we recreated them to be like the original doujinshi game, and we can wait until the game release for you guys to play them.

Akira: Well, that's all the stuff we can show you today in this Lucky News report

Minoru: Wait!

Minoru: We haven't talked about the two other new characters that were shown in the screenshots

Akira: Well, sorry, Mr Minoru self-insert crybaby!

Akira: This news report is over now because yapping way too much about yourself in this stupid piece crap fighting games!

Akira: So, see you!

[After the coworkers put the Lucky News title card up]

Minoru: How dare you!

Akira: What?

Minoru: For call me a crybaby!

Akira: Well, you are, so shut up!

Akira: Jesue, I cannot wait till this game is over to leave this guy

Minoru: And you still miss talking about English Konata and Konata LF2! (Lucky Fighter 2 for short)

[Camera shut off]